// RANDOM QUOTE SCRIPT
var items = 77;
rQuote = new Array(items);
rQuote[0] = '#1
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rQuote[0] += '“There are two kinds of fools, ';
rQuote[0] += 'One says - this is old and therefore good. ';
rQuote[0] += 'The other says - this is new and therefore better.”
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rQuote[0] += '~ Anonymous<\/b>';
rQuote[1] = '#2
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rQuote[1] += '“Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.”
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rQuote[1] += '~ Groucho Marx<\/b>';
rQuote[2] = '#3
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rQuote[2] += '“Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.”
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rQuote[2] += '~ Albert Einstein<\/b>';
rQuote[3] = '#4
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rQuote[3] += '“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. ';
rQuote[3] += 'When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. ';
rQuote[3] += 'That’s relativity.”
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rQuote[3] += '~ Albert Einstein<\/b>';
rQuote[4] = '#5
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rQuote[4] += '“I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.”
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rQuote[4] += '~ Albert Einstein<\/b>';
rQuote[5] = '#6
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rQuote[5] += '“Imagination is more important than knowledge...”
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rQuote[5] += '~ Albert Einstein<\/b>';
rQuote[6] = '#7
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rQuote[6] += '“The distinction between past, present, and future is only an illusion, however persistent.”
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rQuote[6] += '~ Albert Einstein<\/b>';
rQuote[7] = '#8
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rQuote[7] += '“The important thing is not to stop questioning. ';
rQuote[7] += 'Curiosity has it’s own reason for existing.”
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rQuote[7] += '~ Albert Einstein<\/b>';
rQuote[8] = '#9
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rQuote[8] += '“The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. ';
rQuote[8] += 'It is the source of all true art and science.”
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rQuote[8] += '~ Albert Einstein<\/b>';
rQuote[9] = '#10
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rQuote[9] += '“Only a life lived for others is worth living.”
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rQuote[9] += '~ Albert Einstein<\/b>';
rQuote[10] = '#11
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rQuote[10] += '“Humor is just another defense against the universe.”
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rQuote[10] += '~ Mel Brooks<\/b>';
rQuote[11] = '#12
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rQuote[11] += '“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. ';
rQuote[11] += 'Comedy is when you fall down an open manhole cover and die.”
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rQuote[11] += '~ Mel Brooks<\/b>';
rQuote[12] = '#13
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rQuote[12] += '“If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.”
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rQuote[12] += '~ Mel Brooks<\/b>';
rQuote[13] = '#14
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rQuote[13] += '“Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. ';
rQuote[13] += 'This is a very comforting thought - particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.”
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rQuote[13] += '~ Woody Allen<\/b>';
rQuote[14] = '#15
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rQuote[14] += '“Life is full of misery, loneliness and suffering... and it’s all over much too soon.”
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rQuote[14] += '~ Woody Allen<\/b>';
rQuote[15] = '#16
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rQuote[15] += '“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work... ';
rQuote[15] += 'I want to achieve it through not dying.”
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rQuote[15] += '~ Woody Allen<\/b>';
rQuote[16] = '#17
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rQuote[16] += '“Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.”
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rQuote[16] += '~ Woody Allen<\/b>';
rQuote[17] = '#18
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rQuote[17] += '“Eighty percent of success is showing up.”
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rQuote[17] += '~ Woody Allen<\/b>';
rQuote[18] = '#19
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rQuote[18] += '“It’s not that I’m afraid to die... ';
rQuote[18] += 'I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”
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rQuote[18] += '~ Woody Allen<\/b>';
rQuote[19] = '#20
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rQuote[19] += '“As the poet said, ’Only God can make a tree’... ';
rQuote[19] += 'probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.”
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rQuote[19] += '~ Woody Allen<\/b>';
rQuote[20] = '#21
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rQuote[20] += '“I can’t listen to that much Wagner. ';
rQuote[20] += 'I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.”
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rQuote[20] += '~ Woody Allen<\/b>';
rQuote[21] = '#22
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rQuote[21] += '“Given a choice between the Pope and air conditioning, I’ll take air conditioning.”
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rQuote[21] += '~ Woody Allen<\/b>';
rQuote[22] = '#23
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rQuote[22] += '“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.”
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rQuote[22] += '~ Arthur C. Clarke<\/b>';
rQuote[23] = '#24
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rQuote[23] += '“If an elderly but distinguished scientist says that something is possible, he is almost certainly right; ';
rQuote[23] += 'but if he says that it is impossible, he is very probably wrong.”
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rQuote[23] += '~ Arthur C. Clarke<\/b>';
rQuote[24] = '#25
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rQuote[24] += '“The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds ';
rQuote[24] += 'and the pessimist fears this is true.”
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rQuote[24] += '~ James B. Cabell<\/b>';
rQuote[25] = '#26
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rQuote[25] += '“The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway ';
rQuote[25] += 'where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs... ';
rQuote[25] += 'There’s also a negative side.”
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rQuote[25] += '~ Hunter S. Thompson<\/b>';
rQuote[26] = '#27
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rQuote[26] += '“If the human brain was so simple that we could understand it... ';
rQuote[26] += 'we would be so simple that we couldn’t.”
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rQuote[26] += '~ Colin McGinn<\/b>';
rQuote[27] = '#28
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rQuote[27] += '“So there’s these two bass players who walk by this bar...
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rQuote[27] += '...Well hey, it can happen!”
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rQuote[27] += '~ Anonymous<\/b>';
rQuote[28] = '#29
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rQuote[28] += '“The trouble with getting it right the first time is that nobody appreciates how hard it was.”
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rQuote[28] += '~ Anonymous<\/b>';
rQuote[29] = '#30
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rQuote[29] += '“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. ';
rQuote[29] += 'He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn’t met me yet.”
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rQuote[29] += '~ Rodney Dangerfield<\/b>';
rQuote[30] = '#31
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rQuote[30] += 'Son: “I want to be a musician when I grow up!”
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rQuote[30] += 'Father: “Sorry son, you can’t have it both ways.”
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rQuote[30] += '~ Anonymous<\/b>';
rQuote[31] = '#32
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rQuote[31] += 'Q: What’s the difference between a musician and a US savings bond?
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rQuote[31] += 'A: One of them eventually matures and earns money.
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rQuote[31] += '~ Anonymous<\/b>';
rQuote[32] = '#33
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rQuote[32] += 'Q: What’s the difference between a saxophone and a lawnmower?
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rQuote[32] += 'A: Vibrato.
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rQuote[32] += '~ Anonymous<\/b>';
rQuote[33] = '#34
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rQuote[33] += 'Q: What’s the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
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rQuote[33] += 'A: With a drum machine you only have to punch the information in once.
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rQuote[33] += '~ Anonymous<\/b>';
rQuote[34] = '#35
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rQuote[34] += '“Don’t anthropomorphize computers... ';
rQuote[34] += 'They hate that.”
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rQuote[34] += '~ Anonymous<\/b>';
rQuote[35] = '#36
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rQuote[35] += '“Learn from the mistakes of others. ';
rQuote[35] += 'You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.”
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rQuote[35] += '~ John Luther<\/b>';
rQuote[36] = '#37
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rQuote[36] += '“Music is everybody’s possession. It’s only publishers who think that people own it!
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rQuote[36] += '~ John Lennon<\/b>';
rQuote[37] = '#38
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rQuote[37] += '“There’s nothing you can do that can’t be done... ';
rQuote[37] += 'Nothing you can sing that can’t be sung... ';
rQuote[37] += 'Nowhere you can be that isn’t where you’re meant to be. ';
rQuote[37] += 'It’s easy...”
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rQuote[37] += '~ John Lennon<\/b>';
rQuote[38] = '#39
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rQuote[38] += '“Isn’t it a pity, isn’t it a shame. ';
rQuote[38] += 'How we break each other’s hearts and cause each other pain. ';
rQuote[38] += 'How we take each other’s love without thinking anymore. ';
rQuote[38] += 'Forgetting to give back. Isn’t it a pity...”
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rQuote[38] += '~ George Harrison<\/b>';
rQuote[39] = '#40
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rQuote[39] += '“When one door closes, another opens; ';
rQuote[39] += 'but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, ';
rQuote[39] += 'that we do not see the one which has opened for us.”
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rQuote[39] += '~ Alexander Graham Bell<\/b>';
rQuote[40] = '#41
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rQuote[40] += '“After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.”
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rQuote[40] += '~ Aldous Huxley<\/b>';
rQuote[41] = '#42
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rQuote[41] += '“Among all men on the earth bards have a share of honor and reverence, because the muse has taught them songs and loves the race of bards.”
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rQuote[41] += '~ Homer<\/b>';
rQuote[42] = '#43
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rQuote[42] += '“Music is my weapon. I believe in music, in it’s spirituality, it’s exaltation, it’s ecstatic nobility, it’s humor, it’s power to penetrate the basic fineness of every human being.”
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rQuote[42] += '~ Henry Cowell<\/b>';
rQuote[43] = '#44
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rQuote[43] += '“It had never occurred to me before that music and thinking are so much alike. ';
rQuote[43] += 'In fact you could say music is another way of thinking, ';
rQuote[43] += 'or maybe thinking is another kind of music.”
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rQuote[43] += '~ Ursula K. Le Guin<\/b>';
rQuote[44] = '#45
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rQuote[44] += '“We are what we repeatedly do. ';
rQuote[44] += 'Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.”
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rQuote[44] += '~ Aristotle<\/b>';
rQuote[45] = '#46
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rQuote[45] += '“The only difference between Theory and Practice is that ';
rQuote[45] += 'in Theory there is no difference between Theory and Practice, but in Practice there is.”
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rQuote[45] += '~ Marshall Spight<\/b>';
rQuote[46] = '#47
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rQuote[46] += '“What is music? It is spirit, but it is spirit subject to the measurement of time. It is matter, but it is matter that can dispense with space. Where words leave off music begins.”
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rQuote[46] += '~ Heinrich Heine<\/b>';
rQuote[47] = '#48
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rQuote[47] += '“Theatre is life... Film is art... Television is furniture.”
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rQuote[47] += '~ Loretta Swit<\/b>';
rQuote[48] = '#49
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rQuote[48] += '“Reality is not only stranger than we suppose but stranger than we can suppose.”
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rQuote[48] += '~ J. B. S. Haldane<\/b>';
rQuote[49] = '#50
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rQuote[49] += '“Man can learn nothing except by going from the known to the unknown.”
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rQuote[49] += '~ Claude Bernard<\/b>';
rQuote[50] = '#51
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rQuote[50] += '“Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.”
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rQuote[50] += '~ Berthold Auerback<\/b>';
rQuote[51] = '#52
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rQuote[51] += '“A note of music gains significance from the silence on either side.”
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rQuote[51] += '~ Anne Morrow Lindberg<\/b>';
rQuote[52] = '#53
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rQuote[52] += '“Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.”
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rQuote[52] += '~ Anonymous<\/b>';
rQuote[53] = '#54
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rQuote[53] += '“I’ve always thought a big laugh is a really loud noise from the soul saying: Ain’t that the truth.”
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rQuote[53] += '~ Quincy Jones<\/b>';
rQuote[54] = '#55
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rQuote[54] += '“The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.”
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rQuote[54] += '~ E. E. Cummings<\/b>';
rQuote[55] = '#56
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rQuote[55] += '“Humor helps us to think out of the box. The average child laughs about 400 times per day, the average adult laughs only 15 times per day. What happened to the other 385 laughs?”
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rQuote[55] += '~ USA Today<\/b>';
rQuote[56] = '#57
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rQuote[56] += '“If you wish to glimpse inside a human soul and get to know a man... just watch him laugh. If he laughs well, he’s a good man.”
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rQuote[56] += '~ Fyodor Dostoyevsky<\/b>';
rQuote[57] = '#58
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rQuote[57] += '“Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.”
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rQuote[57] += '~ Oscar Wilde<\/b>';
rQuote[58] = '#59
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rQuote[58] += '“Music is your own experience, your own thoughts, your wisdom. If you don’t live it, it won’t come out of your horn. They teach you there’s a boundary line to music. But, man, there’s no boundary line to art.”
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rQuote[58] += '~ Charlie Parker<\/b>';
rQuote[59] = '#60
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rQuote[59] += '“Music is the vernacular of the human soul.”
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rQuote[59] += '~ Geoffrey Latham<\/b>';
rQuote[60] = '#61
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rQuote[60] += '“If you can walk you can dance. If you can talk you can sing.”
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rQuote[60] += '~ Zimbabwe Proverb<\/b>';
rQuote[61] = '#62
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rQuote[61] += '“Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.”
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rQuote[61] += '~ Red Auerbach<\/b>';
rQuote[62] = '#63
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rQuote[62] += '“The history of a people is found in it’s songs.”
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rQuote[62] += '~ George Jellinek<\/b>';
rQuote[63] = '#64
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rQuote[63] += '“A jazz musician is a juggler who uses harmonies instead of oranges.”
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rQuote[63] += '~ Benny Green<\/b>';
rQuote[64] = '#65
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rQuote[64] += '“The whole secret of existence is to have no fear. Never fear what will become of you, depend on no one. Only the moment you reject all help are you freed.”
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rQuote[64] += '~ Gautama Siddharta<\/b>';
rQuote[65] = '#66
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rQuote[65] += '“A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn’t like the tune.”
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rQuote[65] += '~ Anonymous<\/b>';
rQuote[66] = '#67
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rQuote[66] += '“Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end.”
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rQuote[66] += '~ Max Eastman<\/b>';
rQuote[67] = '#68
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rQuote[67] += '“You can’t deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.”
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rQuote[67] += '~ Stephen King<\/b>';
rQuote[68] = '#69
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rQuote[68] += '“Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.”
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rQuote[68] += '~ Mahatma Gandhi<\/b>';
rQuote[69] = '#70
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rQuote[69] += '“A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.”
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rQuote[69] += '~ Walter Winchell<\/b>';
rQuote[70] = '#71
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rQuote[70] += '“Humor is something that thrives between man’s aspirations and his limitations. ';
rQuote[70] += 'There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.”
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rQuote[70] += '~ Victor Borge<\/b>';
rQuote[71] = '#72
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rQuote[71] += '“The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.”
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rQuote[71] += '~ George Bernard Shaw<\/b>';
rQuote[72] = '#73
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rQuote[72] += '“Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted.”
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rQuote[72] += '~ George Bernard Shaw<\/b>';
rQuote[73] = '#74
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rQuote[73] += '“The future masters of technology will have to be lighthearted and intelligent. ';
rQuote[73] += 'The machine easily masters the grim and the dumb.”
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rQuote[73] += '~ Marshall McLuhan<\/b>';
rQuote[74] = '#75
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rQuote[74] += '“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.”
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rQuote[74] += '~ Dr. Seuss<\/b>';
rQuote[75] = '#76
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rQuote[75] += '“It’s not the years honey, it’s the mileage.”
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rQuote[75] += '~ Indiana Jones<\/b>';
rQuote[76] = '#77
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rQuote[76] += '“To be is to do.”
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rQuote[76] += '~ Socrates<\/b>
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rQuote[76] += '“To do is to be.”
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rQuote[76] += '~ Jean-Paul Sartre<\/b>
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rQuote[76] += '“Do be do be do.”
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rQuote[76] += '~ Frank Sinatra<\/b>';
// GENERATE A RANDOM NUMBER FOR DISPLAY, BASED ON THE NUMBER OF QUOTES (array var "items").
qNum = Math.floor(rQuote.length * Math.random());